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In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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To lengthen thy Life, lessen thy meals
Quote #21716
The law is a horrible business.
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It is never too late with us, so long as we are aware of...
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A guidance counselor who has made a fetish of security, or who has unwittingly...
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Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
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Go often to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path.
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The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love,...
Quote #1662
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though...