Quote #8001
Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead: therefore we must...
Quote #20520
Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were...
Quote #3416
Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you...
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #34740
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #2354
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to...
Quote #26769
In prosperity our friends know us in adversity we know our friends.
Quote #23906
Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to...
Quote #18118
All human things are subject to decay,And, when Fate summons, monarchs must obeyThis Flecknoe...
Quote #31711
To be occasionally quoted is the only fame I care for.