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Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears...
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Whenever you look at a piece of work and you think the fellow was...
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Life is a library owned by an author. It has a few books which...
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Truth is the only safe ground to stand on.
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To a talkative woman Madam, don’t you have any unexpressed thoughts
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Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No...
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.