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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
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Propaganda does not deceive people; it merely helps them to deceive themselves.
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If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you But if you really...
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A sensible man knows you can’t please everybody. A wise man knows you can’t...
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
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All truly wise thoughts have been thoughts already thousands of times; but to make...
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If I had to select one quality, one personal characteristic that I regard as...
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In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.