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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Love is the mistaken belief that one woman differs from another.
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A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot...
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They say, best men are moulded out of faults, And, for the most, become...
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The secret of education lies in respecting the pupil.
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The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
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Hold a true friend with both your hands.
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Men are but children of a larger growth, Our appetites as apt to change...
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One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name.
Quote #21319
From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has...