Quote #11103
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Quote #16309
The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they...
Quote #14705
Heat and animosity, contest and conflict, may sharpen the wits, although they rarely do;...
Quote #28829
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #32180
You cannot control what happens to you, but you can control your attitude toward...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #17603
The object is to win fairly, squarely, by the rules – but to win....
Quote #28529
Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha
Quote #25053
In every age ‘the good old days’ were a myth. No one ever thought...
Quote #12926
What a new face courage puts on everything.