Quote #1842
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
Quote #12488
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Quote #630
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Quote #14917
The truest mark of being born with great qualities, is being born without envy.
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #10416
As people do better, they start voting like Republicans- unless they have too much...
Quote #18076
Milton And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because...
Quote #4286
Much learning does not teach understanding.
Quote #25160
There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to...
Quote #6960
No one can wear a mask for very long.