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Happiness is a warm puppy.
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You are today where your thoughts have brought you you will be tomorrow where...
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We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is...
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Man is free at the moment he wishes to be.
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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Read my lips–NO NEW TAXES!
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Man has made some machines that can answer questions provided the facts are profusely...
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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
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I existed from all eternity and, behold, I am here and I shall exist...
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The person who is waiting for something to turn up might start with their...