Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #5587
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
Quote #20480
I hear many condemn these men because they were so few. When were the...
Quote #6527
Think what you do when you run into debt; you give another power over...
Quote #26117
Don’t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All...
Quote #7687
Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.
Quote #23508
Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
Quote #4479
Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
Quote #12857
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
Quote #20393
Men are born to succeed, not to fail.