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The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word...
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If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
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The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough...
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong...
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Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the...
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Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and...
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You always smile but in your eyes your sorrow shows.
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I care not so much what I am to others as what I am...