Quote #34541
A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is...
Quote #7164
Enjoy things which are pleasant; that is not the evil: it is the reducing...
Quote #4866
Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.
Quote #7376
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labour the body.
Quote #2516
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #18427
And come he slow, or come he fast, It is but death who comes...
Quote #30444
If you explore beneath shyness or party chit-chat, you can sometimes turn a dull...
Quote #13086
Nice guys finish last.
Quote #1932
Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.