Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #16882
They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
Quote #33960
When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is...
Quote #23292
The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
Quote #17813
When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately happy...
Quote #5858
They (who) seek to establish systems of government based on the regimentation of all...
Quote #32770
I’m very pleased with each advancing year. It stems back to when I was...
Quote #24678
Had I been chosen President again, I am certain I could not have lived...
Quote #20679
I swear to the LordI still can’t seeWhy Democracy meansEverybody but me.
Quote #21638
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor...