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I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I...
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #32125
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at...
Quote #30357
The living is a species of the dead and not a very attractive one.
Quote #10950
Power is the great aphrodisiac.
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The changes in the human condition are uncertain and frequent. Many, on whom fortune...
Quote #34624
Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn’t do much for the auto-immune system.
Quote #13105
Originality is merely an illusion.