Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #22087
Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of...
Quote #19608
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch...
Quote #22585
I too shall lie in the dust when I am dead, but now let...
Quote #33412
It’s a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.
Quote #34517
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
Quote #15290
In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
Quote #30173
The elective system … offered a bewildering freedom of choice, leaving some graduates with...
Quote #27059
The presidency is temporary-but the family is permanent.
Quote #9688
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense...