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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
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We’re in the hands of the state legislature and God, but at the moment,...
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The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems...
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I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven....
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A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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He who has health has hope and he who has hope, has everything.
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Bo There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water