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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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Children have to be educated, but they have also to be left to educate...
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With every experience, you alone are painting your own canvas, thought by thought, choice...
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Men are not against you they are merely for themselves.
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The laughter of a man is the contentment of God.
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Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
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E.L. Think about it Josh, you’re in college. The window of opportunity to drink...
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In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
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In war, you win or lose, live or die – and the difference is...
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An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.