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Nowhere to fall but off, Nowhere to stand but on.
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
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Rare is the person who can weigh the faults of others without putting his...
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Habit is either the best of servants or the worst of masters.
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As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give...
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Money, we know, will fetch anything and command the service of any man.
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The longer the title, the less important the job.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Frank Wilma, I promise you whatever scum did this, not one man on this...
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All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running...