Quote #3184
It is often pleasant to stone a martyr, no matter how much we admire...
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Peter So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since...
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don’t even remember...
Quote #14671
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
Quote #1607
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his...
Quote #29643
I guess grace doesn’t have to be logical. If it did, it wouldn’t be...
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Quote #14466
Everyone who gets sleepy at night should have a simple decent place to lay...
Quote #26035
One good thing about being young is that you are not experienced enough to...