Quote #9456
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Quote #27829
My life is music. And in some vague, mysterious, and subconscious way, I have...
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #31487
In your clothes avoid too much gaudiness do not value yourself upon an embroidered...
Quote #34542
This world is given as the prize for the men in earnest and that...
Quote #6128
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Quote #30248
To Robert Fulton What, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind...
Quote #18213
Hope for miracles, but don’t rely on one.
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #4846
Cherish your own emotions and never undervalue them.