Quote #4000
Look who?s standing if you please, ?though you tried to bring me to my...
Quote #25123
Such as are your habitual thoughts, such also will be the character of your...
Quote #16860
Money often costs too much.
Quote #33401
Win hearts, and you have all men’s hands and purses.
Quote #20406
The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished...
Quote #26986
If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.
Quote #2196
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...
Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #5338
I came into this world, not chiefly to make this a good place to...
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.