Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #25068
The image of myself which I try to create in my own mind in...
Quote #27852
If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS...
Quote #4894
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
Quote #29120
Laughter is complete rapture vocalized.
Quote #10858
Perfection can be achieved by no one, because perfection is achieved from faults- yet...
Quote #17098
Absence lessens the minor passions and increases the great ones, as the wind douses...
Quote #23023
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to...
Quote #2975
If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.
Quote #32398
The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it.