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I have a right to my anger, and I don’t want anybody telling me...
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I’ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering...
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If there is any period one would desire to be born in, is it...
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Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.
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Generally the theories we believe we call facts, and the facts we disbelieve we...
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It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is...
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To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.