Quote #5368
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
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‘Out upon merry Christmas What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying...
Quote #1305
a marvelous machine…a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or...
Quote #30922
He fishes well who uses a golden hook.
Quote #33023
Where you end up isn’t the most important thing. It’s the road you take...
Quote #33502
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, You should...
Quote #9811
The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the...
Quote #2101
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.