Quote #19614
If you can’t sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there...
Quote #5268
The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions.
Quote #26566
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have the older she gets,...
Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #8660
…simple fact that any land looks like Eden after months at sea.
Quote #3540
My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose,...
Quote #23366
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...
Quote #4941
Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and...
Quote #19380
You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and...
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...