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Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have...
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To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
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Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.
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Therefore the people came to Moses, and said, We have sinned, for we have...
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Mornings are wonderful! The only drawback is that they come at such an inconvenient...
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How little you know about the age you live in if you think that...
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Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe...
Quote #17824
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever...