Quote #2478
In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.
Quote #19826
Don’t flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates....
Quote #34698
I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
Quote #23055
In the carriages of the past you can’t go anywhere.
Quote #25161
Where any one body of educated men, of whatever denomination, are condemned indiscriminately, there...
Quote #26495
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Quote #8321
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a...
Quote #27677
When she stopped conforming to the conventional picture of femininity she finally began to...
Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #22974
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.