Quote #19148
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Quote #21387
We can try to avoid making choices by doing nothing, but even that is...
Quote #21091
Evil when we are in its power is not felt as evil but as...
Quote #1071
Newpaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then print...
Quote #481
You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them...
Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #28151
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and...
Quote #17720
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #23615
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Epistulae ad Lucilium
Quote #2810
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse – as a...