Quote #5787
The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with...
Quote #5585
Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.
Quote #23143
The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #19667
Anger is never without a reason but seldom a good one.
Quote #22991
When a man feels throbbing within him the power to do what he undertakes...
Quote #6003
Movements born in hatred very quickly take on the characteristics of the thing they...
Quote #6538
Knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can do.