Quote #27574
That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling...
Quote #1566
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #22264
There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether...
Quote #20914
My words fly up, my thoughts remain below Words without thoughts never to heaven...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #6785
The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances...
Quote #10951
I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in...
Quote #15140
The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.
Quote #2066
The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too...
Quote #12369
It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a...