Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #27159
A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just...
Quote #32415
Life is like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time and...
Quote #2805
Name me and emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #31100
In Washington, it’s dog eat dog. In academia, it’s exactly the opposite.
Quote #5664
There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who...
Quote #1112
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
Quote #30828
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.
Quote #28702
Some things have to be believed to be seen.
Quote #33290
I stalk my prison like my own ghost…