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When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
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The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being....
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Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has...
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Half of what I say is meaningless but I say it so that the...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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When God wants to speak and deal with us, he does not avail himself...
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A man who doesn’t trust himself can never truly trust anyone else.
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Humanity’s survival does not depend on reducing differences to a common identity, but on...
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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
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I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to...