Quote #2344
Thank God kids never mean well
Quote #8213
As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of...
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Quote #5264
I talk to God, but the sky is empty.
Quote #16307
The training of children is a profession, where we must know how to waste...
Quote #668
People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people...
Quote #7826
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...
Quote #1263
Sweet is revenge – especially to women.
Quote #21965
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though...
Quote #5767
Thou shalt raise up the foundations of many generations, and thou shalt be called,...