Quote #11067
Most people my age are dead at the present time.
Quote #11557
The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an...
Quote #4268
When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
Quote #28347
I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a...
Quote #21853
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.
Quote #19664
If Jack’s in love, he’s no judge of Jill’s beauty.
Quote #27218
A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.
Quote #34661
Ah the clock is always slow It is later than you think.
Quote #15875
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone...
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.