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My life is music. And in some vague, mysterious, and subconscious way, I have...
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For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always...
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Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when...
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Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
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All the world is queer save thee and me. And even thou art a...
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More than an end to war, we want an end to the beginnings of...
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Keeping accounts, Sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own...
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The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
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Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your...