Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #14790
I have always recognized that the object of business is to make money in...
Quote #18260
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Quote #13759
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I...
Quote #10910
The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point is to...
Quote #5111
The price of seeing is silence.
Quote #19657
The real test of friendship is Can you literally do nothing with the other...
Quote #17850
There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
Quote #33358
This only is denied to God the power to undo the past.
Quote #25968
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.