Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #18896
We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow...
Quote #29453
Most people tire of a lecture in 10 minutes clever people can do it...
Quote #13618
There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the...
Quote #24694
That the said Constitution shall never be construed to authorize Congress to infringe the...
Quote #31213
Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
Quote #2450
We become what we think about all day long.
Quote #31133
Every man has a rainy corner of his life whence comes foul weather which...