Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #1862
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
Quote #25725
When the Japanese mend broken objects they aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks...
Quote #17422
One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.
Quote #982
Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.
Quote #15598
Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.
Quote #18668
Before you begin a thing, remind yourself that difficulties and delays quite impossible to...
Quote #18184
If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn.
Quote #3675
If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it...
Quote #3519
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.