Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #249
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #17494
He who exercises government by means of his virtue may be compared to the...
Quote #17552
I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation...
Quote #14229
Hear me, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From...
Quote #32378
Nothing can be called failure until you accept it as such. You can transmute...
Quote #10700
Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.
Quote #2537
When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to...
Quote #25064
A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
Quote #15601
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.