Quote #13549
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #31752
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide....
Quote #27185
The Liberals are the flying saucers of politics. No one can make head nor...
Quote #18136
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Quote #15149
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind; the thief doth fear each bush an officer.
Quote #31842
Considering how dangerous everything is, nothing is really very frightening.
Quote #786
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Quote #8209
The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be.
Quote #2017
If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on...
Quote #30525
When I’m inspired, I get excited because I can’t wait to see what I’ll...