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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad...
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Our minds thus grow in spots and like grease spots, the spots spread. But...
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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We live in an age when to be young and indifferent can no longer...
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Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
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Attitude is more important than reality.
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We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us,...
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The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything...