Quote #9466
Memory says, I did that. Pride replies, I could not have done that. Eventually...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #877
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy...
Quote #19313
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #30076
In our system, at about 1130 on election night, they just push you off...
Quote #27105
The best of men cannot suspend their fate The good die early, and the...
Quote #12058
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult, and...
Quote #13822
I respect the man who knows distinctly what he wishes. The greater part of...
Quote #13473
Never mistake motion for action.
Quote #29679
The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid.