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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for...
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Wherever we are, it is our friends that make our world.
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Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
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Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
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Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to...
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Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is...
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Spend everyday casual, but industrious Every moment alert, but relaxed.
Quote #7904
You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but...