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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
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Brevis esse laboro, obscurus fio.(When I labor to be brief, I become obscure.)
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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I...
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The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
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What is the hardest thing in the world To think.
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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
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The English country gentleman galloping after a fox — the unspeakable in full pursuit...
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Be courteous, be obliging, but don’t give yourself over to be melted down for...