Quote #23791
We don’t know a millionth of one percent about anything.
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A lifetime of happiness No man alive could bear it it would be hell...
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Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with...
Quote #4199
To have little is to possess.To have plenty is to be perplexed.
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Two and two continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the...
Quote #9521
To sin in silence while others doth protest makes cowards out of men.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #11273
After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.
Quote #10638
Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
Quote #2713
When a book and a head collide and there is a hollow sound, is...