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One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting...
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Gun control has not worked in D.C. The only people who have guns are...
Quote #29385
Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed
Quote #687
Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless...
Quote #30831
The hammer shatters glass but forges steel.
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The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.
Quote #25050
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
Quote #22417
If I had permitted my failures, or what seemed to me at the time...
Quote #14038
Men are rewarded or punished not for what they do but for how their...
Quote #1817
I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything...