Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #17833
Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.
Quote #21444
We can do anything we want to if we stick to it long enough.
Quote #19030
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead...
Quote #3715
The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It...
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #4857
Full fathom five thy father lies; Of his bones are coral made; Those are...
Quote #6695
If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
Quote #9175
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
Quote #5254
Tyranny cannot defeat the power of ideas.