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Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #33884
Love grants in a moment what toil can hardly achieve in an age.
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There is something that is much more scarce, something rarer than ability. It is...
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If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
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I have always recognized that the object of business is to make money in...
Quote #32084
One day our descendants will think it incredible that we paid so much attention...
Quote #28598
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Quote #26113
It is as impossible for man to demonstrate the existence of God as it...
Quote #29133
My father didn’t tell me how to live he lived, and let me watch...