Quote #15438
Life is too short to be taken seriously.
Quote #17031
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Quote #29418
Whatever you want to do, do it now. There are only so many tomorrows.
Quote #10980
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and...
Quote #20927
The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
Quote #19099
Talk not of wasted affection affection never was wasted.
Quote #5555
The government (is) extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised...
Quote #9934
Arbeit macht frei. (Work sets you free).
Quote #2574
We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity – gunpowder...
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...