Quote #24610
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote #29501
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Quote #18915
Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke.
Quote #14197
He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does...
Quote #18338
I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough...
Quote #20173
I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
Quote #7991
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Quote #34679
A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
Quote #4394
Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...