Quote #1879
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.
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The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his client...
Quote #20615
Each time a person stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #30497
Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune....
Quote #12898
The road to success leads through the valley of humility, and the path is...
Quote #13003
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Quote #8399
Every living thing is a sort of imperialist, seeking to transform as much as...
Quote #4100
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
Quote #7834
Oh would some power the giftie gie us, to see ourselves as others see...